I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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