Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
He uses pillows to masturbate.
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
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