This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
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