I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
I had to smuggle a street sign attached to a 14ft long pole out of my house this morning. The list of reasons for me not to drink just keeps getting longer.
Dude what the fuck...
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
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