Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
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