The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
Randomize