Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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