I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
this relationship shit is hard. like i'd like to be able to watch veep without him trying to dry hump me. also im drunk and its 11 am so
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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