i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
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