No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
Randomize
