You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
Trying to figure out the logistics of putting my laptop speakers on this plate with the last slice of pizza. Too drunk to move the plate. Not an option.
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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