what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
Did you just see the Batmobile???
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
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