i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
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