I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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