Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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