You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
Randomize
