My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
I just accidently sent my poop smells like vodka to 27 people in my phone book
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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