I am puke
Nicole vs. Life
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
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