i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
So gin and wine won't be happening again
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
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