mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
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