Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
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