Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
I just saw a hobo shake a payphone until it spat out a bunch of quarters. what a champ.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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