It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
Randomize
