Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
In all seriousness, if tomorrow night becomes a heated game of Which Ex Gets To Take The Plastered Birthday Girl Home, I'm going to bow out with my integrity intact.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
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