they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Funny, my mom didn't get it when I said 'that's what she said' after she said 'it's so thick, it's impossible' in reference to my milkshake
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
time to smoke my breakfast
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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