i don't like sucking hair
i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
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