Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
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