I left the party when things started to get crazy... and when I say crazy I mean: there was puke on the carpet, Evan was passed out behind a plant, Mary was making out with her ex while her present bf was making out with Nancy. Not to mention that someone fisted the wall. Also - someone is sleeping on your lawn - they might be dead, I didn't check. Later.
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
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