Whoa Z and x make the same sound
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
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