if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
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