He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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