Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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