Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
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