Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
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