So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
There was just a girl standing next to me on the train, wasted, wearing only one shoe. I so wanted to pat her on the shoulder and say "oh honey, we've all been there"
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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