I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
and this is why i am such an inspirational person, i am the Joel Osteen of alcoholics.
you came home covered in oatmeal wearing a tutu holding a stolen wrotting pumpkin and "its a girl" balloons tied around your neck.you were whispering the lyrics to aaron carters 'aarons party'. i think the real question was what DIDNT you drink last night
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
I'm determined to sit on that face.
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
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