So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
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