I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
It's going to be weird as hell when you have kids. I'll meet them and think "Hi, Did you know that I was almost your dad?"
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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