So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
Randomize
