I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
How the fuck did you go into work today? You are a better man than I. I couldn't even show up to being unemployed on time.
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
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