he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
if i died would you start the facebook group?
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
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