the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
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