They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
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