I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
He uses pillows to masturbate.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
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