Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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