you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
sitting in my room eating a boneless rib tv dinner, and listening to taylor swift's love story, and i sharted. had to finish the ribs and hear the end of the song before i went to the bathroom to wipe.
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
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