oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
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