names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
I had to cum in my sink.
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
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