I'm at breakfast still drunk holding a blow up parrot
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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