I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
the reason why you were crawling on your hands and knees from room to room last night was because you thought the ceiling fans were chasing you...
that makes sense.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
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