she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
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