Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
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