So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
YOU WOULD BE SEEING ME. IN MY KITCHEN. BENDING OVER MY OVEN. MAKING YOU CAKE.
Wait, that's an option?
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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