weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
the reason why you were crawling on your hands and knees from room to room last night was because you thought the ceiling fans were chasing you...
that makes sense.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
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