My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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